beasted

it has a lot of meanings it just depends on where and how ur gonna say it.

to over exaggerate,to much of, to beat someone badly, and more meanings that i cant think of right now.

"damn boy you beasted on that."

"they beasted on all of yall"

"wow you beasted"

by melizz January 16, 2006

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.

Matt Brown is a Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

brasten

A ginger with big tits

"that's a nice brasten right there"

by The real nigger 69 February 7, 2017

Blasted

When someone shoots you, called this for the sound the gun makes

Damn did you hear what happened to jimmy he got blasted

by Broke.rob June 4, 2018