Blunder

A breakfast meal, between the hours of lunch and dinner.

That party was crazy last night. I can't believe we slept until 2 pm. Let's go get some blunder.

by The Real Mr. Turbo July 16, 2015

Blundersnatch

A big vagina with hanging pussy lips.

Hey man I was with a girl last night and she had a blundersnach, I almost fit my hand in there!

by ZC May 27, 2004

blundee

hawking a loogie into a partner's bumhole and using a hand to smear the mucus and poop into poocus.

She gave me the best blundee last night!

by blundeee August 6, 2008

Blunderguff

Farting just before a sexy lady comes into a room

Dave Matthews "Blunderguff"
Dude2 "Why?"
Dave Matthews "Sara from receptions just walked in"
Dude2 "Fail!"

by sickdom June 10, 2011

Blunder

Forced anal intrusion, usually with a massive rubber implement.

Broady - I'm gonna blunder that bird with massive tits I tell you.
Robbo - Yeah, I got blundered the other night by 6 blokes, it was great.
Broady - Get away from me.

by David J Wild June 25, 2008

blurdon

SE England

A blurdon is someone clumsy and gauche, totally lacking in sensitivity and social decorum.....

"You puked up on the Persian carpet you great blurdon"

by Keith C February 24, 2007

Blunder fooked

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".

For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".

by Psychic Pscho February 28, 2009