Mormon Blessing

When a Mormon has anal sex with a non Mormon while shouting "Mormon" until the non Mormon in question's ass hole is so wide that the said Mormon can fit his head inside it.

Joe:"Hey Ty, I heard you gave Beccie a Mormon Blessing last night!"
Ty:"Fuck yeah!"

by Thicc Juicy Daddy September 21, 2018

bless the bottle

Tap the bottle cap once.

whoever is drinking the liquor needs to tap the top of the bottle cap.

Mike : "You finna open that bruh? "

Kolby: " Yea man , bless the bottle "

" We blessed the bottle before drinking it "

by Inkyyyyy April 29, 2016

wanna-blessed-be

A teenager who wants to shock their family and peers by trying to become a wiccan, but has no idea what she/he is doing. The term was popularized by the TV show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Usualy a vegetarian and goes by a silly craft name. Sometimes refered to as a fluff bunny.

A mockery of the Wiccan religion.

OMG! Tina is such a wanna-blessed-be! She changed her name to Raynbow Moondoggie, bought herself a pentegram as big as her face, and has not eaten red meat in three whole days now. I hear that her parents are like totaly freak'n and threatened to call like an exorcist or something..........

by the Voice February 10, 2004

God bless America

Pet word said mainly by politicians and other power-thirsty species indigenous of the United States of America, often for pure demagogy, and based on the terribly false belief that "America" is synonymous with the USA, and not with the whole American continent. Less war and more geoography, for Fox's sake!

We are going to invade Venezuela because those bloody comunists have our oil, God bless America!

by Who cares June 18, 2005

blessed

adjective for feeling good or having something good happen to you.

"Yo son, i just found a fat dub sack lying on the street, lets go smoke it up homes"
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"Fa shure, were blessed!"

by Bagga man January 26, 2008

bless your heart

1: phrase used by Southern women to excuse themselves for speaking ill of someone else.

2: an expression of sympathy or pity.

3: a polite way to respond to an ignoramus, particularly male, who showers upon you flattering but unwanted compliments.

1: "She's as ugly as a mud-fence, bless her heart."

2: "Well, bless your heart, that must have been terrible!"

3: drunk fella: "I think you're beautiful! Even if you were ugly, I'd STILL think you were beautiful!"

recipient: "...bless your heart."

by lateda January 3, 2005

God bless America

Something frequently said by soccer moms, very religious people, and wannabe patriots.

God bless America!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003