Bizzarro Land

A place where everything is weird and crazy. Up is down, down is up. Nothing makes sense and everyone actually likes Americans.. Kinda like San Diego (which is French for a whales vagina)

Bendy: "I think the Cowboys will win a game this season.."
Turvs: "Yeh, right, maybe in Bizzarro Land!"

by Turvism January 17, 2008

DQ Blizzard

an ice cream treat from Dairy Queen
their treats are awesome
"DQ Blizzard" is an oxymornic play on word
because Blizzards are so awesome
and DQ means delinquent
DQ Blizzard are generally used as an unfavorable adjective to describe a noun
also used to describe a terrible Blizzard recipe.

Describing a recipe
"yo homie it's hot out let's get some blizzards" - Pedro
"ya man i heard of this new recipe anchovies and chocolate" - Durnsy
"yo that's a DQ Blizzard' - Pedro

Descrbing a situation
"I was working this terrible Queue at work today" - Liam
"you're DQ you have to be more strategic" - Jen
"I'm DQ blizzard" - Liam

by Credit Analyst I August 28, 2011

Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

Arabian Blizzard

(v) The act of inserting an ice cube into your partners anus and then putting the ice cube in your mouth, chewing it up, and spitting it in your partners face.

Ty: I performed an Arabian Blizzard on Linda last night. She loved it!

by iLoveYourMomsHugeBoobs June 2, 2010

buzzard breath

All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.

If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

blizzard bear

A cute bear that is used for snuggling.

"Snuggle Bunny loves her Blizzard Bear so much!"

by SB! September 7, 2008