bizaardvark
bizaardvark by olivisonrights May 9, 2020
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Bizaardvark
The worst fucking gonorrhea infected shit Disney has ever come up with and a complete ripoff of iCarly and Austin & Ally, which are better shows than this piece of aardvark shit will ever be. It has hella retarded jokes, the fuckin annoying laugh track than goes off at least 20 times in the episode, dumbass characters who act like monkeys on meth and crack, an annoying ear raping intro that sounds like nails on a chalkboard when you're wasted as fuck and have a migraine and an ear infection. Please, it would be better to slam your face with a fuckin sledge hammer for 30 straight minutes than suffer through an episode of this shit.
Bizaardvark by Ausllyology October 25, 2016
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Bizaardvark by Raisin Grazin August 18, 2017
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Bizaardvark by Iamsocool.jpg August 14, 2017
Bizaardvark
A dumb disney show that follows two siphilis infected hoes that sing about stupid ass stuff and have pointless lives. It's so cringe i'd rather slowly kill myself by listening to jake paul for one day straight. Also, the fans are generally little bitches, gay fucks like james charles , and the 9 yr old army. Fuck this show and everything it stands for.
John:Yo, Dan you like this disney show named Bizaardvark?
Dan: No, it has gonorrhea and only little bitches watch that cringe ass shit.
John: OMG OMG OMG you are not my friend anymore! *cries in disgust*
Dan: No, it has gonorrhea and only little bitches watch that cringe ass shit.
John: OMG OMG OMG you are not my friend anymore! *cries in disgust*
Bizaardvark by LongJohn July 23, 2019
bizardark
A word for a group of guys being stupid ass idiots and their wives can't call them swear words in a public setting
bizardark by Big toe Bimbo May 18, 2018
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