Austintown

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.

Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!

by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 29, 2013

Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Austranada

The resulting country of the hypothetical fusion of Canada & Australia.

Canada and Australia are so similar, it should just be one country: Austranada.

by jackiet January 27, 2010

Austin Bosman

A Harrier in MW2 which does absolutely nothing, more there for looks and floats around lazily striking fear without doing shit all. Sometimes throws you a bone and you become utterly ecstatic then die.

"Oh man I was well on my way to a nuke, but my Harrier was a total Austin Bosman"

by MW2Referencee May 17, 2010

Australian Piggyback Ride

When a person is being double-teamed, gang-banged, or in a three way with a goat and a reindeer.

Man 1: Hey, you here about Durnya?

Man 2: Yea! I Heard he got an Australian Piggyback Ride!

Man 1: I know! I wonder how it feels?

Man 2: Hey, let's go ask him!!!

by Girafffffffe77777 January 13, 2011

Austtyn

Super sexy Awesome fun loveing, out going who will love you til you piss her off and She cant stay mad for long, Out going and loves to sleep and eat cheese, she loves laughing and summer time. Outside is where she belongs and loves camping. She loves being independent but can never be lonely. Her friends are her family and will take what you say to heart.

Woah whos that" " it has to be austtyn

by SweetdealsIloveyou May 16, 2011

Australian Gentleman

A man who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink

He got out of the bath to piss in the sink, he is a true Australian Gentleman

by Noah M Faulkner October 24, 2012