Asslope

when your friend puts a plant in your hair that's what it smells like.

dam darnaya my hair smells like asslope

by phlatty patty June 2, 2019

assplosion

When diarrhea builds up so much energy prior to its exit, a giant explosion results.

After eating so many black beans, i had a huge assplosion.

by shitybits November 6, 2019

Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

asslogist

A person who has a Hood degree In Booty (ie)ASS.

Sorry but my Asslogist says it fake .

by Jay To September 19, 2020

assloss

Assloss is a street in Kilmarnock, Ayrshire. Apparently you lose your ass when you drink in that street

Went to V's house for drinks and lost my ass. I'm assloss after a night in Killie

by anonymous July 4, 2021

assplosion

When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.

Uh-oh, Burger King does NOT want me to eat Whoppers anymore. I just had an assplosion in my pants.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023

Assplosion

Unfortunate occurrence in which your butt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn't agree with you. It often interferes with your daily life. Usually followed by burning A-hole.

If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.

Traci ate a chicago style pizza at lunch and came back to work with an assplosion

by Aragedie July 15, 2011