Asparagus Juice

It makes your coochie smell nasty. 🤢 🐟

Ew! It smells nasty! Did you drink asparagus juice?

by thatonearabperson101 June 2, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparapiss

When you eat asparagus for dinner and get the dreaded pee that reeks of it afterwards

Mmmmm Terry, that was some delicious roasted asparagus! Later I’m going to have to asparapiss.

by TahoeGal September 12, 2020

asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou

as-spar-a-who-gives-a-shit-it's-plural-fuck-you
/uh/spare/uh/hoo/givs/a/shit/its/plur/ul/fuk/yu/
n.
the plural form of 'asparagus'

In Veggie Tales, there is a baby asparagus. This seems to imply that his parents, the two taller asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou had sexual intercourse in order to reproduce. Either that or mitosis.

by liighty December 1, 2020

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

asparuh

Asparuh is the name of the first bulgarian khan. If you know someone called Asparuh, he is tall with blue eyes, blond, really handsome and is a great leader and manipulator.

Teacher:Who is the first bulgarian khan?
Student: Khan Asparuh!

by Airqnov2 November 21, 2021