alligator role

Something performed in jail or prison to kill oneself. You tie a towel to the bed and roll it up around your neck on the floor. By the time it's so tight it's choking you, you won't have room to escape & will surely die. A very common way people kill themselves in prison.

"Damn. Did you hear about Mark? She killed herself in her cell last night. Did an alligator role & choked out"

by Trauma68 October 24, 2019

Sex with an alligator

A drink native to Florida that is made with coconut rum.

Bartender: "what will you have?"
Guest: "Tonight's the perfect night for sex with an alligator "

by Melemcg January 29, 2017

Alligator slide

The act of getting out of bed after shitting yourself, leaving behind a brown trail showing the exact path in which you got out of bed.

Randle is that an alligator slide or have you been eating chocolate in bed again, either way you nasty

by A gentleman from nantucket December 2, 2021

Squirmy Alligator

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

by muffin tin December 7, 2019

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

alligator grill

A less that perfect smile. When someone can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.

Cody needs some serious braces on that alligator grill.

by Jennerer March 16, 2011

Alligator crawl

Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.

Yo, we’re both buzzed on a Saturday night in Deland.. want to alligator crawl?

by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021