A bendy one

What you say as a response when someone says they are "as straight as a ruler"

Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.

Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.

by Judy Bartell May 26, 2016

a sick one

If you get a party favor after 2am it is considered a sick one.

"What did you do last night?"
"I went on a sick one..."

by Aria Darling January 11, 2023

a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

A reference Star Wars fans like to use, when a good thing unexpectedly happens. Originally used by then senator palpatine as he was voted supreme chancellor.

A: A trailer for a new Star Wars mobile game was just released.
B: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

by bobafettbountyhunting February 17, 2021

a risky one

Bringing some excitement and a safe element of incest back into the gentlemanly pass time. Asking your mum to make you a cup of tea when your not even in the racing position, and then getting started, the idea being to finish yourself off before she arrives with your warm, refreshing beverage.
Extra points can be earned if you manage to regain your composure before she comes in, failure obviously carries its own punishment if you're in mid stroke as she comes comes in.
Also known as one of the Risk

Why don't you try a bit of R & R?
What rest and relaxation?
No Wrist and Risk action. Try having a risky one.

wank knockoneoffthewrist one off the wrist risk incest

by Etherial Moiety February 27, 2011

Teriyaki a New One Burger

A teriyaki-flavored burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Teriyaki a New One Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

suck a fat one

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

by Anonymous April 10, 2004