zuck fucked

When facebook undergoes massive changes for streamlining, only to compound existing problems. This will often disrupt newsfeeds and your ability to use the site for its intended purpose.

The facebook layout changed... again. I am so zuck fucked, now my mobile app has a four hour lag and my desktop facebook says I have no friends online.

by patrickbateman80s February 9, 2010

Zuck

(v) the act of building up something, which later becomes a massive letdown

Buying Facebook stock totally zucked!

Jim fixed me up with a hot chick, then did her the next morning, which is why Jim zucks!

John spent the day zucking everyone out of their life savings, with that ponzi scheme.

by SammyG63 November 11, 2012

zuckerberg

to promise someone that you'll keep their secrets, then share them later when it suits your purposes.

Joe promised Jill he wouldn't tell her I hit on Sarah, but he totally zuckerberged me when he thought it might give him a chance with her.

by Bookfaced May 13, 2010

Zuckerberg's Law

If they could have done it, they would have done it.

Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg

by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011

zuckerburged

The process or act of having a legitimate weblink, especially peer-reviewed medical literature (Pubmed), marked as "spam" on social media instantly by the social media platform. Appropriately named to illustrate the cause and effect of bowing to pressure to curb fake news. Most commonly occurs when attempting to disseminate information that counters mainstream/ pharma beliefs.

I tried to respond to his post with a link to the science, but I was zuckerburged.

by truthdoc182 January 30, 2018

Zuckerbot

Zuckerbot is a nickname for Mark Zuckerberg after his speech to the senate this was said because Zuckerberg was very robot like while talking to the senate.

Did you see Zuckerbot's speech?

Zuckerbot is gathering our information

by A random memer person May 30, 2018

zucc zucc

destroying someone

Im going to zucc zucc you so hard that you won't even feel it

by Zuccy Zuccy December 15, 2018