mug wump

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

by Harry Armpit February 1, 2010

Death Note of a Wimpy Kid

An insane crossover between the popular anime/manga Death Note, and the popular book series Diary of a Wimpy Kid that was released as an image in 2019. In this crossover, it's a mix of both manga and a book combined together. Yagami Light teams up with Greg Heffley to defeat L so they can both fulfill their dreams. Light, wants to rid the world of criminals while Greg wants to become rich and famous.

Me: Hey dude, have you seen the teaser for Death Note of a Wimpy Kid?
Friend: What the hell is that?
Me: *Shows him the photo shopped image*
Friend: HOLY CHIT! I NEED TO READ THAT!

by TheAngryNerd May 8, 2019

wump

To defecate.

"I need to wump."
"Ahh, I just had a good wump!"

by RatPhink December 19, 2008

Wumpus

Someone who is extremely thirsty

"Did you see how Kevin was all over that girl?"

"Man he is such a wumpus"

by The Wumpmeister May 20, 2014

wumpish

(adj.) Lame or disappointing.

Dude, Donald Trump is so wumpish

by GRACEFULGAL909 March 17, 2018

wump

the noise made when a slightly large person falls out of a window and hits the pavement

WUMP!!! as she hit the pavement "who fell out the window" someone askes

by findingbread123 January 19, 2021

wumpu

Typically the shorting or misspelling of "Wumpus". But, it's used by one Discord user. wumpu#8364. It's just a dude, with a cool username. People sometimes call him wumpus, and he doesn't really mind it. How to he get that username? The fruit from Crash Bandicoot, the Wumpas.

1 "Man, wumpu sure does like osu!mania, he must get no bitches."

2 "Naaah, with his finger skills he would be great with the girls."

by bizzybeeizzy March 7, 2022