Hella Wool

A female who is attracted to other females, usually seen wearing headbands, ponytails and gym shorts.

So, today at the mall I saw a hella wool.

by lilhotmamma92 November 9, 2011

Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground

LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker

by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Wool

Someone who isn’t scouse

Georgie, Ami and Erin are all bad wools

by Urma123 January 26, 2022

Old wool

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!

by Crazy hound July 17, 2016

wool smell

like sheep but less mobile

iballisticsquid: what does wool smell like
stampy: it's.. it's like sheep, but less mobile
iballisticsquid: wow that is the weirdest description of what wool smells like ever
stampy: how many descriptions have you heard
iballisticsquid: not many, stamps... if I look in the dictionary will that come up?

by adultminecraftfan September 27, 2023

chucking the wool

A euphemism for male masturbation

"Hey what's up man? "
"Nothing much, just chucking the wool. "
"Aw man, I didn't need to know that, dude. "

by TheKeyDifference April 13, 2020