White Wetty

a bubble of discharge that occurs at unconvenient times

"ah im so excited to go to karen's party!"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"

by gynah October 19, 2008

Gucci down wittem

Asking how someone is doing, or saying that you are good

"Hey man, are you Gucci down wittem"

"Yeah, I'm Gucci down wittem"

by xxSaltyFoodxx March 10, 2019

Wettyman

Insult - Someone who is homosexual or worthless.

Shut up Lauren you wettyman

by Jlo_Bacon October 13, 2011

WETTY

Basically another way of saying “Nice One”

Leonard: “Yo gavin I just shagged my Nan”
Gavin: “Oh WETTY”

by DenchDefinitions September 29, 2020

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007

Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe

When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.

Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"

by Java_Cakes January 15, 2019

deja-witticism

To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.

Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

....later in the routine.

Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.

by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005