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Talking Whack

Two or more individuals engaged in robust and active dialogue about something or things that intentionally make absolutely no sense. In most cases, involves men under the age of 30 or women of any age after two or more glasses of wine.
Jim and Bob spent the entire dinner amusing themselves by talking whack which initially confused and ultimately annoyed their dates.
by Sandman61 July 14, 2010
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putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!
"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"
by felching belcher October 16, 2009
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whacked

When someone says the same thing to you ten times they're whacked.
by Jessica May 13, 2005
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Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.
Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.
by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009
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whacked off

A drug term used in New Zealand, meaning "messed up on drugs."
Oh man, we were whacked off last night!
by Conchord August 25, 2007
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Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.
As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!
by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009
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whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.
"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha
by CherryBom April 28, 2010
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