Washington Times 

A daily newspaper, founded in 1982, and funded by the Unification Church and Reverend Sun Myun Moon. Although begun as a conservative counterweight to Communism, the newspaper has gradually won respect for its journalism. Today, it is held in high esteem for its Metropolitan pages and its non-ideological foreign news pages, although the editorial coverage still retains a firmly conservative viewpoint.

Ever since HMB went to work at the Washington Times, his contributions at urbandictionary have tapered off into nothingness. One can only hope that his literary output is being put to equally creative uses.

Washington Times by HMB March 6, 2004

Washington Heights 

Yoo; where a lot of dominicans live at. They all speak spanish and it is the greatest part of uptown manhattan! Its also known as the heights and 181 st. is like the main street there.

Woo dominicans!!

Man: Diablo que calor.
Man2: Pero no hace tanto calor como en dominicana.
Man: Eso e verdad compai aqui en washington heights no hace ese calor.

Washington Heights by gwaalaah February 28, 2009

Washington & Lee University 

Heaven on earth. An amazing school of smart, attractive, homogeneous, conservative, well-dressed, wealthy, all-around great American kids that know where they're going and what they're doing. Based on tradition and honor, it's one of the finest universities in the nation. The Greek scene is huge, which adds to the already amazing party scene. And if you're from HSC and have a problem with us, you're probably just pissed because you were too stupid to get in. Don't worry, you'll be sucking up to us in about 5 years when we're your bosses. Not only that, but all of us, including the girls, can drink you under the table - ever noticed the number 2 party ranking, along with number 1 beer and liquor? Another good thing about W&L girls - they're smart enough to not give it up to HSC guys because, basically, they can do better. Can't say enough about this school, but there must be a reason it's ranked the as the 15th best liberal arts school in the country. And HSC is what? That's right, third tier, not even close.

P.S. Pearls are still cool.

Student from another college: Oh yeah, he goes to Washington and Lee - his drinking talents are amazing, he's hot, and he's smart.
Student from Washington and Lee: I can't believe anyone could be happy at any other college than Washington and Lee. My friends, classes, sorority/fraternity, opportunities, parties, etc. are amazing.
Person hiring for jobs: This young man went to Washington and Lee and this young man went to Hampden Sydney - well we certainly know who we're hiring. NOT Hampden Sydney.

Washington & Lee University by Iambetterthanyou November 30, 2004

Washington Monument 

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.

Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.

Washington Monument by HibsMax February 5, 2009

washington heights 

My Birthplace, i luv being the only black kid in this place CUZ EVRYONE IS FUCKING DOMINICAN
and everyone speaks spanish n shit so i have to go on the train so i can talk to somebody---- if there is somebaody in Wash Heights dat speaks english lemme know!!!!!

ME IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

Me:Can i get a plain slice

Dominican:Galo que nosotros punani controdo casa pescado limon __(my interpretation of spanish)__

Me: fuck

washington heights by Nips October 12, 2005

Washington Redskin

The act of cutting a hole in variable grade(s) of sandpaper to be fit and worn around ones penis as a backboard during intercourse.

Matt gave the best Washington Redskin to Foofu last night, her knot must look like 99 Red Balloons!

Washington Redskin by EINSTEIN-one January 3, 2013

washington township high school

The new Buffalo Bills, gets to the state finals 3 straight years and lose 3 straight years...can't seem to beat Shawnee, no matter how many steriods they use. Every single female is hot, there are no ugly ones. AKA Italian TWP.

They pulled a TWP and choked in the final minute.

washington township high school by 80 March 2, 2005