whack

an event, action, or thing which makes no sense or is contrary to a logical course of action; something entirely disagreable or undesirable; A non-sequitor;

That's whack!

by Mirak Meffit August 21, 2003

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

Whack-job

a crazy person, especially one whose is in some way dangerous

I can't understand why they would let those whack-jobs have a say in things.

by The Retrun of Light Joker May 14, 2011

Whack-load

A large amount, bigger than both an ass-load and a shit-load

Dude, that is a whack-load of crack in the truck of your car.

by Mary Poppins October 15, 2004

whack-a-holic

someone who has an obsession with beating their meat.

ex: man, todd is such a whack-a-holic, he did it 4 times in one day.

by sacajewia January 6, 2008

whack-a-molin'

When you have really got to take a shit, and every time it starts peeking out, you have to scrunch up your butt-cheeks and push it back in. So your ass resembles a whack-a-mole game with only one mole (built for the special kids with really bad reflexes).

Dude, I was whack-a-molin' so bad last night I thought I was going to have a Vasovagal episode! I was lucky the Browns even made it to the Superbowl.

by YOPP! April 24, 2009

Jimmy Whack

Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.

She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.

Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017