Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.

God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!

by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023

warped

When you are using Cloudflare WARP service and literally nothing works.

Sorry, got warped
Fucking warped
It's a great day when you start work and get immediately warped

by hiptothehop September 26, 2022

Type-warp

The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.

PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying?
YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news.
YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway.
Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did.
YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!

by FlossyFlossy June 28, 2009

pussy warp

A warp in the very fabric of the space-time continuum caused by the power of the pussy.

I can’t believe it’s already 4 o’clock. I been in a pussy warp.

by BadB93 August 7, 2022

warped

When someone or something is or has been moving at an amazingly fast speed.

"Did you see that kid run the 100 meter dash?"
"Yeah, he was warped!!"

by SpeedHB December 15, 2008

warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

Gentle warps

A disease only university girls can get

This girl I banged named Sarah had gentle warps

by Asssbucket December 9, 2018