Waking Hangover

Although a rare occurance, the Waking Hangover occurs when one consumes several alcoholic beverages, often a mixture of beer, alcohol, and wine, in a short time in order to become intoxicated quickly, then staying awake long enough to sober up. Once sober, said person may suffer from normal hangover symptoms including nausea and headaches.

Guy 1: I downed two Jack and Cokes, three Sam Adams and a couple shots of Jose before I went to dinner with my girlfriends family.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.

by CLopez August 15, 2008

waxing the bean

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

by hardpack May 20, 2005

waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys

Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.

by preggoleggo June 11, 2011

Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.

"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"

by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017

Wapang

a. A word to use in ones mind after you explain to your good friend that God is real and that person can actually hear you, see you and truly believes in Him.

b. Best described graphically as a pie to the face but the opposite of violent. A powerful, earth moving, energizing, healing, sudden realization mixed with laughter.

c. Almost like the sound of a gong but bigger. Like the beginning of many trumpets blasting and sounding like, "ABBA!"

d. That moment when you gain eternal life.

e. Also see "A-Ha".

Paul planted the seed, Apollos watered it but God has been making it grow. WAPANG! I FINALLY get it! WAPANG! I must go to tell people. WAPANG! REALIZING THAT YOU WERE ONCE IN GRAVE DANGER and knowing that other people still are in grave danger.

by Speak The Truth In Love January 5, 2018

Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

by massivedong32 December 16, 2021