Visit Drift

When a visit with a friend or relative is prolonged unnecessarily with limited benefit.

We need to avoid visit drift with your family today...I would like to get home early!

by Bored daughter-in-law August 01, 2012

Preconjugal Visit

Fucking your way out of going to prison.

While driving, I hit a guy riding on a bike. I'm not in jail because of my preconjugal visit.

by RandomWorkRemarks March 06, 2024

you visit often

The words that appear next to the urban dictionary link when you search urban dictionary too much

UD: you visit often

by Saulman500 March 10, 2024

Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period

She got her period last night but it’s cool, I just did the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

by foodie420 March 10, 2022

Visiting Nick's House

Another way to say committing suicide.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear Thomas was thinking of visiting Nick's house.

Guy 2: I know dude. It fucking sucks.

by FUBARReaper February 22, 2024

The Prison Visit

The act of putting your whole hand inside a woman fingers spread against the inner wall then pressing your other hand on the outside of her lower belly mimicking when a prison visitor and prisoner touch hands through the glass separating them.

I got my whole hand up in there so I decided to do The Prison Visit

by TheInmate December 07, 2017

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024