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Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.
All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.
by cinquain August 2, 2008
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value chain

Value Chain, a fake ass chain that niggers wear and say it real bling. Made of plastic.
Yo, you see that nigga with that value chain? Damn, thats some weak shit.
by K-Frizzle June 9, 2004
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Vallested

The act of a mushroom picker inserting his fungal willy into a poor souls rectal cavity and exclaiming his love for hughes mushrooms.
Vallested- Did you hear about that Bulgarian ? He was behind schedulr with mushroom deliveries and ended up Vallested in the bum.
by Chug jug drinka February 5, 2022
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High value male

A high value man, or HVM for short, is a man that is seen as highly valuable either to society or in a relationship (romantic/familial/friendship) to the opposite sex (women).

In most cases, the term is used to refer to a specific caliber of men that women value the most in the dating market. These men often fit certain archetypes of an alpha male; or have acquired certain attributes that fit into the currently-desired interpretation of a modern man.

These men are typically high-earners, of a high social status (or simply, not low status), traditional, fit or in shape, a desirable height, hygienic, successful in their own right or with a clear future vision of success, confident, assertive and masculine; funny, likeable, caring, intelligent, loyal, spontaneous and level-headed/emotionally strong.

Typically these men will not fit all these characteristics, but for most women, an acceptable amount or the most important of these will suffice and classify them as a HVM depending on their preferences.

Usually these men play the field and do not settle down or inversely don’t date at all; unless they find someone truly viable as a life-partner. There is a shortage of these men and a surplus of women who desire them, which is what often encourages being non-monogamous.
“Who’s that guy over there?”

“Oh him? That’s Calvin, he’s an attractive, young, high-earning entrepreneur that embodies everything else a women could want in a guy. A ‘high value male’ if you will.”
by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 24, 2021
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value city furniture

A furniture store that black people visit when they are waiting for the bus and white people visit when they are finished shopping at Hobby Lobby but still have time to kill. Rarely does someone enter VCF for the purpose of buying furniture.
Yo foo, it's cold! Let's get our asses up in that value city until the bus comes.

Or

My good lady, we have made our purchase here at the Hobby Lobby but our movie will not begin for another forty five minutes. Shall we adjourn to Value City Furniture for a brief distraction?
by specialk88 November 15, 2013
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Value

1. adds something to work product that cannot be produced by the original author of such work;

2. being acknowledged and appreciated by ones clientele; and

3. earning more money than what one spends.
What does yed even mean? Man they really don't add any value do they?
by Affirmative October 31, 2014
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Value

Noun

A special kind of sentiment added to an object after having it rubbed against a man's crotchular region.
Kid: Hey older brother look at my SUPER RARE POKEMON CARD!
Older Brother: *Takes card and rubs against crotch*
Kid: What was that for?
Older Brother: *Hands back card* Just addin' some value.
by dirtyharrybeats January 5, 2011
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