tu no ta pa mi

Your focus (or attention ) is not on me

Tu no ta pa mi hoy, parece que tienes muchas cosas de hacer.

It seem like you have stuff to do, tu no ta pa mi today...

by Maquejode January 6, 2017

tu es um gorda

how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese

when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking

by twentyonejoshlershippers21 July 22, 2017

tú como homo

My own creation of the ur mom gay battle, literally translates to you like gay. Just think of it next time you get in a battle with someone and watch their faces turn inside out as they hear you say this.

Guy: ur mom gay!
You: ur dad lesbian!

Guy: ur granny tranny!

*continues for quite some time*
You: Tú como homo!
*guys face turns into a black hole and implodes the surrounding area*

by Arsoncay May 22, 2018

Tu ball

Tu ball is a very special object ..
It has only been seen and felt by 5 people

Josh, Reece,Kieron,Zoe and Ellie

Pass us Tu ball

by Tu ball lord September 7, 2018

Tu koma un tas

French slang/argot expression to tell someone he's talking too much

Marc:bla bla blablabla bla
David: putaintu koma un tas frère!
(Damn you talk too much!)

by Kween d March 10, 2019

Tu Gfa

it is practically like your mom is gae just that instead of saying that she is gae (which it is completely true) you use the mom as a hitback line which is only defeated by the epic no u

Guy 1: someone that knows how to speak spanish told me that Tu Gfa was a rlly deep insult

Guy 2 which totally knows spanish: *dies but before dying he says* "no "

Guy 1: *dies too*

by StabbedLetuce January 18, 2019

Tu-wayne

A very blick boy that is sexy and loves boxing basketball and enjoys football
Doesn't usually fight but when he does he normally injures the person badly
Normally the strongest person if you ever bump into a Tu-wayne dont piss them of

Yo brodie I heard Tu-wayne beat up jay badly!!

Brodie: I was there you cunt

Dejohn: I wish I was there

by Babatundewallay April 11, 2019