Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

Mexican Tongue Torch

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.

Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.

by GioSerg April 27, 2011

West Virginia Tiki Torch

The act of putting moonshine on one's dick and setting it on fire.

Matthew: Hey Noah Cotton do you want to have a West Virginia Tiki Torch?
Noah: You know I would love that!!!

by MJFieldDaddy April 22, 2016

torch

Awesome, amazing, bitchin, rad... Something that is torch is beyond just being cool it is highly desirable.

All you can eat shrimp for $2.99? Hella torch bro!

by ElChupacabra April 25, 2014

torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

by bgoldrich November 3, 2005

topherface

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).

"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."

by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009

torpedian

Moving like a torpedo -- fast, about to blow stuff up

the startup's torpedian growth eliminated the competition

by sincinnatti September 30, 2014