tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat

"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"

by yoindiindi February 10, 2017

jiggle her tonsils

Slang for receiving a blow job

I didn’t get laid last night, but she let me jiggle her tonsils.

by HeavyDibber January 20, 2018

Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.

We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021

Tonsil Poo

The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.

Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.

by Doctorate of the words March 22, 2011

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.

That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!

by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011