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Tokyo Subway

An extremely slutty girl who has had more guys shoved inside her than a Tokyo subway.
Brian: Hey I think I'm gonna hook up with Jessica tonight.

Todd: Dude literally everyone in this club has fucked her.

Robert: Yeah bro she's such a Tokyo Subway.
by Kodiak D June 18, 2013
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Tokyo Jellyfish

When a wonderful lady puts a jellyfish in a plastic bag and inserts it into her Hooha, then asks her man to go down on her. Upon doing so his face is stung and the lady stops the stinging by urinating on his face.
Last night Shirley gave me a Tokyo Jellyfish, my tongue is still swollen and my face smells like piss...it was the best!! I'm gonna marry that girl.
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
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Empire Today

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet
Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.
by InterstateDriver January 25, 2019
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I jimin today

Made by BTS RM during an interview when asked about who runs late the most among the members. Everyone agreed that Jimin runs late most and RM said if you're late you jimin today
by seokjin' lobster July 26, 2021
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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
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today's music sucks

The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)
Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.
by Supergeek February 14, 2008
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tokyo sand blaster

An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.
Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
by adynamitefella November 11, 2010
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