TESS

A MINOR MUNCHER NORMALY ABOUT 4ft AND VERY SHORT TEMPER BUT NOT AS SHORT AS SHE IS

TESS IS A MINOR MUNCHING COUGA

by anonymous January 27, 2022

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Tess

baddest b in the world
so funny and amazing
usually people named tess or tessa or teresa have lots and lots of friends

“Yo that girl is so cool”
“Yea what’s her name?”
“It’s Tess”
“Makes sense”

by yourfavperson<3 January 30, 2022

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Madeline Jean Tess

Blonde girl who says "poopie" and speaks in cursive a lot.
Friends with a bunch of hoes.

A: "Madeline Jean Tess"
B: "Oh did you mean Wednesday Addams?"

by badussywarof1817 February 3, 2022

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Tess

A UBER HOT BABE

TESS IS SO HOT

by YOURHOTMOM123456 February 12, 2022

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Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...

Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"

Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"

by Limpdickie2024 November 27, 2024

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