the best minion detective to exist
''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''
''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''
by neoologyy March 6, 2022

Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.
Tess G 🩷
by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 12, 2024

by Herr Gietlbe February 12, 2024

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 3, 2024

She’s just a bitch and has only like one friend who deep down hates her. She’s just boring. She is trying hard to be funny but she’s not. The worst thing about her is that not only her personality is boring also her looks are boring and ugly…
by imuncreativeidkbro November 22, 2021

First off Tess is a VERY gorgeous girl. She is very kind and sympathetic to others. She also knows how to have a good time. You can always count on Tess for those good memories and long nights. Those lucky enough to have Tess as their friend, loved one, relative, or girlfriend are blessed for a lifetime
by 123458625 June 11, 2022

An unfortunate woman that lacks empathy, understanding and love.
Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.
Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.
Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.
Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.
Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Thats Tess is a real man she has a bigger penis even then chewbacca ! Too bad it doesnt belong on her !
by JawJacker August 2, 2019
