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Tess

Tess is gr8
by Yertness April 24, 2018
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Madeline Jean Tess

Blonde girl who says "poopie" and speaks in cursive a lot.
Friends with a bunch of hoes.
A: "Madeline Jean Tess"
B: "Oh did you mean Wednesday Addams?"
by badussywarof1817 February 3, 2022
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Hayden and tess

hayden and tess in a car are they naked yhes they are.
by jackmehoff6969696966969 March 3, 2024
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Tess

Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...
Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"

Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"
by Limpdickie2024 November 27, 2024
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Maria Tess

by MariabTess October 21, 2021
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Tess

An unfortunate woman that lacks empathy, understanding and love.

Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.

Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.

Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Thats Tess is a real man she has a bigger penis even then chewbacca ! Too bad it doesnt belong on her !
by JawJacker August 2, 2019
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Tess G

Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.
Tess G 🩷
by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 12, 2024
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