Poe Toaster

An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.

From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)

"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."

by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007

commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night

After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.

by Dr shadow March 9, 2020

Battle Toaster

A sexuality

I identify as a Battle Toaster

by Mystery_Man1010101 July 1, 2020

British Bun Toaster

When the local fish and chips vendor accidentally spills his fish grease on your dairy aire, proceeding to give your cheeks a nice toasting.

Dangit Harold, you've turned my hind end into a British Bun Toaster!

by Illicitrampage March 2, 2018

egg x toaster

saitama x genos.

when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces

egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.

Its very Fucking gay.

by BITCHFUCKMYASS65 March 5, 2018

Oster my Toaster

When a man goes down on a woman and eats her out.
A lot of tongue in hole action.

He ostered my toaster and licked me out like an ice cream sandwich.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.

by Nilla's hotstuff March 11, 2019