Toledo, Ohio

Toledo,Ohio...Great place to raise a family. You have all the things you want your kids to grow up to be, old automotive factories, strip clubs, XXX video booths, refinery's and lots of carnivals that all summer long they can get jobs working at. Then of course they become carnies!

Toledo, Ohio....Dad, our house has a great view of the river. Well that why I bought the van son. So we can live "in our van down by the river"

by toledo tom August 13, 2006

nine toed woman.

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006

towed

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

by A-roo February 7, 2007

Toledo

A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than $25K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the "been there done that" feeling is appalling. The weather is cold, dreery, rainy, cloudy, and oppressively humid in the summer. Perpetual road construction. I-280 is in year 36 of construction.

(1)Toledo is the armpit of Ohio.

by Hoyt from the Ledge November 30, 2006

Toed

To poke somebody in the vagina

I toed a girl

by Agfhdkyebsnajshsn January 8, 2017

Tossed

When 2 or more people have sex with someone, one after another or a threesome.

Ahmad and Manny tossed Olivia last night.

by Zingey April 16, 2019

Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage

Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.

Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009