titfat

The thing that makes tits to squishy, squeezable and fun

Joyful, enjoyable, squeezable fun, with titfat! *fun to play with, not to eat!*

by silverware May 30, 2014

titfuck

when a guy gets horny and wants to fuck and hold tits so he shoves his dick in a squished up pair of tits.

"hey wanna titfuck"
"lolk"

by captors bullshit August 2, 2016

titfarm

A room full of sweaty fat men, a term used in the film The Neighbors.

Felix asks his coworkers in his office, "what is a titfarm?" due to lack of definitions on urban dictionary.

by titfarm May 15, 2016

titsforever

dumbest mf hoe.

titsforever is a dumb mf hoe!

by cvang April 16, 2021

TIT2F

An abbreviation for Time It Takes to Fart. This expression is used to measure how long in a relationship it takes for the significant other to comfortably rip a fart without it being offensive in the relationship.

Girl 1: “You still dating Bryce?”
Girl 2: “No way! I dumped his ass after he farted during our second date. My TIT2F is AT LEAST three months”
Girl 1: “god, what a douche. He should squeeze his cheeks next time. Loser.”

by ITSMESISSYLALA June 3, 2021

Tinfoil cap Jim

When someone's a 'tinfoil cap Jim', it means they're cuckoo crazy.

'No, tinfoil cap Jim, the Earth is not flat! Fucking idiots these days, I swear!'

by Salad McNuggets July 10, 2021

The Tinfoil Boys

Cool fellas including: Fergus, Ste, The Cheesemailer, Graham, The Benster, possibly Big Andy and also possibly Big Chris

The Tinfoil Boys are taking the world by storm

by Stairsgoldfish July 21, 2023