system of a down

Listen, I'm a death metal kid, and I even have to agree that yes, System of a Down kicks ass. To all you pop-poser assholes out there, kill yourself. Lets summarize what we have learned, shall we? System of a Down is a good band even to some death-heads, and all pop-fags deserve to die. End of discussion.

"Did you see that pop idiot at the SOAD concert last night?"
"Yes, but I killed him without mercy."

by Morbid Angel is your friend December 2, 2003

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

Sega Master System

Console system launched in direct competition with the Nintendo Entertainment System by accident. Was more a response to the Atari and Intellivision systems of the early 80s. Still, by some accounts this system was more powerful than the NES and was destroyed only by Nintendo's questionable business strategies in the US. The Sega Master System was actually quite popular in some markets. Then again, so is David Hasselhoff.

There was a Knight Rider game for the Sega Master System, but it includes no singing by Michael Knight.

by Mr_MoJo_Risin777 May 5, 2003

System of a Down

System of A Down is a very unique alternative metal band from Armenia. They mix strong political beliefs into their often unintelligible lyrics. All of the members have a unique style of playing their instruments, and Serj Tankien has one of the most unusual voices in popular music today. Who cares if they're pop. If they make good music, it shouldn't matter. The Beatles were pop, but they are one of the most influential bands ever. Oh, and by the way... the person who said that they use Drop-D is only half right. They play in Drop-D tuning one whole step down.

None that I can think of.

by -+n{Twitch}f+- July 15, 2004

bubba system

A person who gets somthing for less money , or gets a job that would be hard to get unless he or she knew a person on the job.Used mainly in the Florida Keys.

He got the job without an interview beacause of the bubba system.

by Doug Baker November 2, 2005

systg

It stands for say you swear to god.

Mike: "I just bought a ferrari"
Chris: "systg"

by JaeDee December 25, 2007

Party System

A way to classify and organize the people who affiliate with and surround you according to how you view them. The people are organized into these distinct parties:

First Party: Yourself ("I" am the first party)

Second Party: Close friends/ relatives who are a benefit to your overall well being

Third Party: Coincidental Characters, people who you do not know and are neither a benefit or a detriment to your overall well being

Fourth Party: Idiots. People that kinda- really piss you off, and thus deserve their own catagory

Fifth Party: Subhumans. People that are so freaking stupid they can't even be considered a human being anymore

Sixth Party: People who don't exist. These people are so unbearably terrible that you refuse to acknowledge their existance. They're just... not even there

*Note: The party system is a simple comical device, and should not be used to intentionally degrade or put down others.

Party System Uses In Real Life:

Bob: "For crying out loud, who are all these third party individuals at our cafe??"

Frank: "Apparently the cafe across the street got shut down."

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Bob: "Wow man, Jose is so stupid, I think I'm gonna have to demote him to fourth party."

Frank: "Yeahh..."

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Bob: "Ughh! Oh my... Oh for crying out... Ok. Thats it I can't stand Beth anymore. She's not even there. I think we have ourselves a sixth party"

Frank: "Who's Beth?"

Bob: "Good man!"

by ALmighty2410 December 27, 2009