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A teacher that will always give you a bad grade and can't ever write a paper that is good enough to meet her impossible standard. Also maybe slightly sexist but none the less enjoys a class average of 63% mainly most of the men in the class failing. A hungry fish preying in open waters on anyone and everyone.

No matter how many times you go to the writing center, it will never be good enough.
That bitch teacher gave me another D, what the fuck. She's a total Systma.
Systma by trackxc5132 May 12, 2010
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Automatically systematic 

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.
Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

Systema C.A.I. 

Sistema C.A.I. or Cambio Arma Istantaneo (Instantaneous Armament Change System) A complex puzzle of four storm boxes, four rain boxes, two lightning boxes, two sun boxes, and four cloud boxes. Only one who can utilize all five of these types of dying will flames can use this weapon to full effect. So far the only person capable of it is Gokudera. The main structure is a set of four circular bone shields that protect the user from attacks or can immobilize enemy box weapons. The storm flames of the bone rings are lightly covered in rain flames, which neutralize the initial part of the attack. Of the sixteen boxes, there are four skull rings for each of the other dying will flames, Uri, and Flame Arrow. The main method of attack of burst of dying will flame or missile projectiles that have two kinds of flames. The strength of this combination is the instantaneous change from one weapon to another, which give the weapon a high degree of unpredictability. The most powerful attack is the combination of Storm and Lightning flames into a concentrated burst called Flame Thunder. Gamma believes this to be an original invention of Innocenti, because of its flashiness.
Uri, the leopard cub is a component of Gokudera Hayato's Systema C.A.I.
Systema C.A.I. by vall94 November 4, 2009
Russian hybrid martial arts. Mixture between Sambo and other martial arts....taught to Spensnaz and russian forces.
Apparently it kicks ass.

It's coming out of russia slowly now
Systema is a sect of martial arts
Systema by sdfgsdgsdg November 23, 2009

Systematic Magical Bullshit 

Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.

The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."

Systematic magical bullshit 

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion
The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings
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