Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Scott

Normally a chill laid back guy is a Scott. Scott’s aren’t afraid to try something new especially if it’s food and they love their alcohol. A Scott normally has a penis 7+ inch’s.

Scott’s a chill dude

by Figgy August 17, 2018

Scott

Someone who is likely to randomly steal or delete your kneecaps at anytime without prior consent and/or warning.

Person: SCOTT!!!
wtf are you doing!?!?

Scott: give me your fucking kneecaps!

by Langlespank November 12, 2020

Scott McPhee

Scott McPhee is an autistic kid who really wants to annoy everyone. He did his sister and his dad left him at a very young age. He gets raided every 2 hours by his so-called "friends", except he has no friends. A side-by-side comparison shows that he is similar to Belle Delphine, which can confirm his future. His instagram is pure shit.

Scott McPhee, Get away from me!!

by BigBurgerShambles August 22, 2019

Beka Scott'd

When a guy makes a move on a girl and she traps him in the 'zone' - the friendzone

"Hey Beej, how's it?" "I asked Sammi out and she totally friendzoned me, but I'm cool with that" "Dude you got Beka Scott'd"

by Beejtrapped September 1, 2012

Scottistentialism

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.

Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.

by ScottLord May 5, 2010