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Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.
Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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swagging out mad

Swag to the heighest degree
by The Real Swag Operator January 28, 2014
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Swinging

Swinging
by Fuckmister 100% May 28, 2018
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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007
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Spoon Swagging

Some stupid thing justin bieber made up in an attemp to be "funny" and "original"
Girl 1: Justin was spoonswagging at his concert yesterday!
Girl 2: What the hell is spoon swagging?
Girl 1: Oh, well he moves this spoon back and fowards and pretends to be eating from it so-
Girl 2: Ew. -walks away-
by StimulatedConversation December 23, 2010
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swinging dicks

Males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwhores) male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. Sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging dicks are possibly bi-sexual, because the swinging dicks have no emotional ties to women. This could make it possible for the swinging dicks to take it up the ass.
"Look Lyn, there's Brian. It looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and I can smell him all the way over here."
"Well Di, he is one of the swinging dicks. Hurry duck so he doesn't see us."
by Mrs. I February 19, 2006
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swinging

the way you feel about someone , love basically, head over heels, from the song by mint condition, also the feelin you have when you actually make love with someone...and its how its supposed to be.., that story book type stuff
you send me swinging
by lilmama413 September 27, 2006
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