Storytime with Sleazy T

This is what you do when a middle school has indoor recess. First, you form a circle ranging from 6-13 people. Then, you get somone's iTouch/iPhone with a Jersey Shore Nickname Generator and give the people in the VERY first storytime nicknames this way. Also give all of them a prostitute name (I.e. Drip Drip or the Sack). Once everyone has a nickname, then you all elect the funniest, awesomest, and greatest member the honorary title of "Sleazy T" ( named after the founder of the idea of Storytime, Guapo Banuelos, and this was his nickname). Now, the Sleazy T of the group (preferably a racial mixbreed. I.e. A blexican, blaxican, a wasian, a blasian, etc.) must start each indoor recess with a funny story joke or plain story of funniness. Then, he is free to either, 1). Tell more stories, 2). Play Truth or Dare, 3). Purely play dumb games, or 4). Have Rap Battles or Roast a member. Now, this is strictly a fun expirience to have. Don't get upset or anything if your not Sleazy T. But, if you are Sleazy T, remember to always tell your jokes in moderation, because (trust me, I frigging invented this) you never want to run out of jokes. And remember, this is simply something to do to make the best of indoor recess. And, don't go off stealing my idea, or copying my idea then just tweaking it a little, cause that's not cool ata all. That's just trifelent. And as the original Sleazy T, Imma get Sandstorm with me and we'll come for to babies!!!

Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having Storytime With Sleazy T today???!!!???
Andrew: Please Sleazy?

Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming?
Seth and Madeline: Sure.
Spencer: All right, can you tell us the eel joke again?
Guapo: Sure.
* 20 minutes later*
*r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!!
Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!!
Group in unison: That Blexican sure is a great Sleazy!!!

by The original Sleazy T April 3, 2011

sweaty walls

my definition derives from school life a teacher once said oh you can't use blue tack in here because of my sweaty walls i don't know what she ment by this maybe it was a slip of the tongue, or sweaty walls as in the walls of her room have condensed and became wet

oh you have sweaty walls, how did that happen?

by sponge bob 2007 April 20, 2007

Sweaty Rhino

To apply canola oil to ones knee and then to physically thrust your knee up ones butt hole or vagina hole until they throw up.

Did you hear the Bill gave Sam a sweaty rhino last night and she couldn't have kids and more!?!?!?

by bigjoe0001 July 23, 2011

Sweaty Jesus

The act of making a good tackle in football is followed by shouting 'sweaty Jesus'

Barzagli the sweaty Jesus

by xCH3LS3ABLAD3Zx February 20, 2017

Sweaty Box

Excessive sweating around the vagina

Catherine had a sweaty box because she didn't shower for a week

by JamCat April 24, 2020

B. Sweaty

AKA butt sweat, is the name given to a person's sweaty ass. Especially if one obtains an extremely sweaty ass by doing large amounts of walking in a hot and humid environment. It can also apply to one who wears grey sweat pants and sweats profusely during a workout.

Ted: Man we have only been walking down the las vegas strip for ten minutes and im already sweating.

Mark: Hell yeah man, I put in a man-pon cause that mutha fucka B. Sweaty is always hound doggin me when im walkin around down here.

by Nuke85 November 7, 2010

Big dude sweaty ass

A large person who sweats from their ass during P.E. causing a large wet stain on the back of his shorts.

Ew. It's big dude sweaty ass.

by jamie leek June 3, 2008