kalven swank

coolest dude you'll ever met

he's such a kalven swank.

by gxmeover July 29, 2023

Swank Bai

A Very Hot And Big Man (In The Belly Area.) This Man Would Be Used As A Man Who Loves Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. NO CAFFEINE ALLOWED OR THIS MAN MIGHT GO ULTRA INSTINCT!

Oh, Look At That Swank Bai, Give Him Your Caffeine Free Mountain Dew Now.

by A_RE-RE_Who_Makes_Words October 14, 2019

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

pidgeon-swank

it means that a person got swank but in a quirky way.

"mann, tht kid is a nerd but he sho got pidgeon-swank"

by mmmmkaayyyy? May 20, 2009

Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020

Swank bucket

When you have too much swag that when you wank you do it in a bucket

“Omg who’s that snobby kid over there.” “Oh yeah that’s Ben, he’s a swank bucket”

by lmao rip January 22, 2020