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swaffle

hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!
Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS
by Nick December 15, 2004
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swaffle

(vb): to show a particular female feelings through mediums like:e-mails(hotmail only), telegrams, letters(US only).

(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.
To swaffle is a virtue.

You swaffled her until you drove her out of her medium.
by umpo June 10, 2009
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Swifferholic

A person who owns every swiffer product and swiffs while on the phone, the computer, watching TV, etc.
Jane managed to swiff her couch, her furniture, her floor, her carpet, all while on her hands-free phone speaking to her mother. By the end of the conversation, her house was swiff clean. She continued on, armed with her swiffer belt which included her hand swiffer, extra refills, and on her back her harnessed swiffer mop walking the neighbourhood for more swiffing opportunities. Along the way she met Joe with the same accessories, another Swifferholic. Soon after they were married and swiffing the world.
by CleanFiend October 3, 2010
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swaffing

When you break up with a crazy girlfriend and suddenly become incredibly popular and successful with all the ladies.
Ever since Joe broke up with that psycho girl Julia, he's been swaffing hard - he brought home three girls in the past week!
by pi.guy September 10, 2016
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Swaffle

Bro I just swaffled that girls phone. Nice broo
by Swagdaddy J May 12, 2016
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Swiffer

A woman who constantly attracts the dusty guys she always complains about.
John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
by Zoukelas August 21, 2019
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Staffer DEFINER

Staffer Definer Means That a Staff Worker Defined
by Stupid idiot Gamer loser June 2, 2021
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