Sleepy Susan

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 08, 2010
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wet susan

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.
I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.
by leon von oren January 03, 2011
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juicy susan

A wet turd; diaherra.
Nick: ew! Someone left a juicy susan in the bathroom stall.

Me: gross, man. Flush that shit!
by curlnourish October 09, 2018
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Slutty Susan

A girl who has sex with every male she encounters.
"Dude, did you hear about that Slutty Susan from the party? She totally let me ride her unicorn."
by SliccVicc August 21, 2008
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MSNBC Susan

White, liberal, suburban moms that became political junkies during the Trump administration. Especially love Rachel Maddow.
Those MSNBC Susan’s loved Biden’s inaugural address.
by BandoIsBad January 25, 2021
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Susan Collins

Someone selfish who will let people suffer.

Someone who is a major downer.
I just ran over a dog with my car.

Dude, you're such a Susan Collins.

Why aren't you coming out tonight, you Susan collins?
by Doitrightonight October 05, 2018
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Susan Boil

A boil or cyst that doesn't appear to be very big, but when you pop it, a massive amount of pus comes out. It surprises you like Susan Boyle.
That little boil on my arm looked like a whitehead, but turned out to be a susan boil.
by Daveinkc August 25, 2009
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