Smooth Suit

One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.

Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"

Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."

by Johnathan Milavac February 24, 2007

suitcase pimp

In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's personal and/or business affairs.

Jenna Jameson's suitcase pimp brought her an iced caramel macchiatto and wiped the cum off her face after her scene was finished.

by jimbalaya September 8, 2006

Men in Grey Suits

A surfing term for Sharks, since from the bottom surfers on their boards look like fat, slow moving and very succulent treats with short stubby appendages for effortless snacking.. and sharks appear as sleek moving, thin, grey shadows that formally cruise the breaks..

Dude, I definately saw some men in grey suits out early this morning...

by The sleepiest of the weasels.. December 14, 2010

Black suits

Sophisticated hired hit man

Man, the black suits are gonna come and get you if you get out of line

by O-town Finest September 11, 2009

Prison Suitcase

Process of hiding/smuggling things by hiding them in one's ass.

John smuggled smokes into his cell using his prison suitcase.

by El Diablo Maximus November 9, 2008

Skank Suit

Totally trashy female clothes that no one should EVER wear. Usually an adult onesie made out of spandex material. Should not be mass produced. Usually found in bargain basement hooker stores. You know when someone wears this she's cruising for payment, not love.

Skank Suit: What Kanye's date wore to the 2009 VMA awards.

by * Nel * September 16, 2009

sneaking suit

Refers to a type of suit used for infiltration purposes, along with any other type of clandestine act. A sneaking suit will usually be colored so that it can meld with scenery, and will also allow cargo-space via equipped pouches.

"Solid Snake's sneaking suit varies from different Metal Gear games. The most popular sneaking suit for Solid Snake is the one from Metal Gear Solid, which was a grey BDU with a black vest, which was also equipped with kneepads, elbowpads, cargo-space, and was especially modeled with state-of-the-art polythermal technology to prevent hypothermia and thus keep the wearer nice, dry, and warm. Supposedly it's hard to move in the suit though, so training may be necessary."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004