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stankbones

the part of one that tingles when one is getting near one's prey. (possibly the hindquarters, thus the stink-related name - stankbones).

Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."
Cletus: We're a-gettin close now! I can feel it in my stankbones!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
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stankfridge

A condition in which one leaves on vacation and neglects to empty his refridgerator of perishables, resulting in mass spoilage and a subsequent foul stench that permeates every surface of his residence. Symptoms manifest upon return to said domicile and include wandering aimlessly, sniffing the air and repeating the phrase "What the F%#@ is that smell?" followed by gagging and vomiting upon discovery of the spoilage. Only effective remedy is thoroughly cleaning out the affected appliance. Can be prevented through proper cleanliness procedures.
"Oh man, I forgot about that pound of bacon when I went to the beach. My place has a severe case of Stankfridge!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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Stankdiction

The addiction of smelling something really horrible, knowing it smells horrible, and yet continuing to smell it. This also includes sharing the vile smell with other people regardless of their desire to smell it.
I just wiped my ass and now I can't stop smelling my finger. WHY??
Bro, you got a bad stankdiction.
by 007hippo October 1, 2009
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stank frank

1. verb, To engage in fellatio immediately after anal sex. Also known as "ass-to-mouth."

2. noun, A penis recently removed from the anus and on its way toward the mouth
I stank franked my girlfriend and she said she could taste it for a week.

Now that you've ravaged my poop chute I'm hungry for a stank frank.
by 4meals4under4 July 31, 2010
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Stank Patch

Stank Patch is a very smelly or dirty vagina.
I ain't going to munch on Becky's Rug, she has a real stank patch.
by P-Scrilla July 29, 2016
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Stank box

A girl with a funky stench coming from between her legs
Damn that Rebecca has quite the stank box

That girl from last night came over, talk about a stank box
by M.Clemens January 16, 2018
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stank bagel

Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!
by lawlwa February 5, 2018
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