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Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"
they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked
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Student Teacher relationship

A highly risky.....but frickin awesome relationship.

Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.

Most people have fantasized about it.
Teacher: Michelle, I'll need to see you after school about your homework
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
by heypresto December 6, 2010
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Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?
by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 3, 2016
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High School Student

High school students, or high schoolers, are people in their third metamorphosis stage. High schoolers rely on an intricate symbiotic relationship with one another involving homework and tests to survive High School, usually they start communication with phrases such as "Dude, did you do the homework?" or "We had a test today? Oh shit!" High schoolers usually form into herds or groups commonly known as cliques. Cliques are described by the type of High schooler that the clique consists of, such as; Jockeys, Gossip Girls, Geeks, and Groupies. It is not uncommon to see "lone wolves", which do not fall into any cliques, but are commonly feared as predators.
Back when I was a High school Student, I copied all my tests and homework off of my friends.

High School Students are always stealing my tests before the exam! ~ Unfortunate Teacher
by istnir March 13, 2012
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Toaster Strudel

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009
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art student

There are many different kinds of art students in the world, all with a different perogative and reason for persuing the artistic field. I'm going to outline the main ones, but remember that all these definitions aren't set in stone and can be blended together.

1. Lazy art student. These people usually study art because they think it will be easy and that anyone can paint a masterpiece. They think they can just shit whatever onto a canvas and say "TA-DA!" and they'll get an A+. But they find out in good time that there is nothing easy about art school and that they actually HAVE to broaden their horizons and work hard to be successful.

2. Procrastinator art students. Not to be confuse with Lazy art students. These are the students that are likely to have a plethora of ideas and emotions and great things circling their mind. But since they're procrastinators they don't attempt to put it to paper until the very night before an assignment is due. In frustration they'll give up on what was potentially something great and do something much simpler, without as much thought.

Unlike lazy art students, they most likely DO know that it takes hard work to be an artist, they simply do not have the drive it requires.

3. Shy art students. Like procrastinating art students, the shy ones probably know that you must work and have great ideas to work with. But the one true flaw in these art students is that they fear what people will say them and their art.

They worry if the message is too contoversial or just stupid, if this nude will be regarded as gratuitous, if people will find his/her technique ameteur, and so on and so forth. So they will usually change it to make it more streamlined and give it a less interpretable message.

4. Rich art students. Just what it sounds like. These are rich kids who decide to use their college fund to attend art school. These people are usually a mixture of different kinds of art students, particularly lazy and annoying ones. Occasionally you will find a rich art student that is actually serious about being there and really knows what they're doing with their life, but more than likely it's someone who'se trying to get back at their parents for pushing them to hard to be a lawyer/doctor/join the family business/etc.

5. Annoying art students. These students more than likely love art and love to draw/paint/whatever but they get very obsessive about it and often place themselves upon a pedestal as "one of the greatest". Sometimes they will refuse and even get offended at serious critiques. And last, there are a few, like lazy and rich art students, that have little talent or vision to offer.

6. Serious art students. These are the students that know what they're doing at art school, they know it's not easy and that it takes work and they welcome the challenge. They might not always have a fantastic vision to work with but they can and will find a way to make something better. They study art movements, history, techniques, various mediums and more importantly other artists.
Examples of what art students are likely to say.

1. "I don't really have any skills but I need to amke a living. I know! I'll just go to art school and become famous, it'll be fun and easy."

2. "Oh man, this is due tomorrow, but i just can't seem to paint what I'm seeing in my mind... whatever, I'll just paint a forest and I'll get it right next time."

3."Maybe I shouldn't draw a nude afterall, I mean, what if everyone calls me a pervert? I'll just put a nice dress on her."

4. "Dammit dad, I don't want to be a doctor! I want to live on the edge! I'm going to art school!"

OR

"I wish my parents would understand that I don't want to go to law school. I love art and I want to go to art school."

5. "This painting is so great, everyone will love it. There's no way they could critique something so perfect. If they do they're just jealous."

6. "This is okay, but how can I make it better? I'll get someone else to come and look at it and tell me what they think. There's always room for improvement."
by Mollneedsasmoke February 7, 2009
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AP Student

a generally nerdy person, except for the few in the class that are kickass individuals. they spend most of their time copying outlines from the book website or e-mailing their friends to say FUCK I HATE THISS or generally to pass on some good ids. they do not read the chapter until the night before the test. for the final ap test, they like to alternate between freak out mode for which they are famous for among their non-ap friends and the standard "i dont even care" which makes them feel better about their 2 hours spent studying. their palms sweat before their test and afterwards they share a jumping highfive and then get drunk for the first time of their life from pure excitement. this is what goes down for an ap student.
"i am an ap student"

"wow u only get drunk to celebrate the end of ap test"

"affirmative"

or

"mom she started it"

"no germany started it when they invaded poland"
*collective BURRRRN*
by cranberryyyy May 15, 2006
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