The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
by Dmanusos March 1, 2018
Get the skritches mug.To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.
Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.
Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.
Frank: Ouch!
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.
Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.
Frank: Ouch!
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014
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A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.
by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008
Get the stretched out whore mug.The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.
by brentstopher February 5, 2008
Get the stretch top hat mug.permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.
what's wrong with Bryan?
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the stitching quilts mug.Stitchf4ce is a popular boy who got 20k followers on tiktok, he got a viral video from him and his friends singing and the main part “Like the at larntic”
person 1: do you know stitchf4ce
person 2: YES! he has 20k on tiktok
person 1: he changed his user to i.have.a.fat.back
person 2: YES! he has 20k on tiktok
person 1: he changed his user to i.have.a.fat.back
by omg its liaaaa November 29, 2020
Get the StitchF4ce mug.Sorority girl 1: Don't you have to go back to your house for a chapter meeting?
Sorority girl 2: No way, that place is full of sritches
Sorority girl 2: No way, that place is full of sritches
by cabbagepatch20 November 16, 2014
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