Scrempt

(sk re mpt)adj : When your lungs are desicated and deprived of clean air. When your lungs feel shriveled up and of need of air.

Terry: Hey man you don't look so good!
Shatem: Yeah man I know, my lungs are so scrempt, I was in Ellio's house and his parents smoke a cigarette a second.

by Teddy K November 9, 2007

Stem Shady

A term commonly used by law enforcement when describing a Caucasian male engaged in the activity of smoking crack cocaine. Stem is a reference to the glass or metal tube used for smoking crack. This term is a variation of “Slim Shady”, The nickname of a white male rapper named Eminem.

Sup! stem shady, lemme get a hit off that pipe before five-0. gets here

by Timmy E. June 19, 2008

Stemmer

One who is recently unshaven - possibly destitute and/or homeless - with the bristles of a beard being referred to as "stems". Colloquially common to the Atlantic maritime region of Canada.

Jeez Frankie, will ya shave? Ya look like an old stemmer!

by Weenis isn't September 20, 2018

SCREMF PAB

An acronym for Stupid Crabby Rotten Evil Mother F*ing Punk Ass Bitch.

Mr. Smith is a real scremf pab.

by petedrover June 10, 2004

staremaster

A person who stares at you relentlessly and continuously....on and on or over and over......just cant take their eyes off of you! A person that watches your every move, for reasons of jealousy, envy, or just plain nosiness!!!

I dont know why that old man is looking at me everytime I move, he must be bored! STAREMASTER!!!!!

by biggfoxx January 13, 2011

Morning Stem

British slang for morning wood

boy: you're only here because daddy gets morning stem and mum takes advantage of it.

by fernvndooo April 28, 2015

STEMlord

From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.

"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."

by nopeidontneedanameok December 6, 2015