spotch

A person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.

Going into the Hoboken train station saying "pack of marlboro" I am a spotch.

by sand dollar January 13, 2008

Stooch

A slang use to descibe someone who acts up tight, anti-social, like their better than everyone else.

I asked her to come party with us but she was acting stooch.

by twavis March 8, 2009

stonch

term used in tha south burbs of tha chi for a cigarette

aye dog aye lemme get a stonch ya dig my nig

by donjulio December 19, 2008

scotch plains fanwood high school

a high school located in scotch plains, new jersey. it is full of lots of hoes and fake people and it's the type of school where everyone knows everything about everybody because things spread fast.

Woah look at what she's wearing, she must go to Scotch Plains Fanwood High School.

by SPFanonymous March 14, 2017

sotcher

One who, because of an obsessive compulsive disorder, fears the sound of his urine being heard by others. The result: he urinates with his dick in the toilet water.

Johnny's a sotcher, he hates it when people hear him pee.

by Landon Buckingham August 8, 2007

Top Snotch

Form of female gratification on some image boards. The words "Rated Top Snotch" appear on the image of one deserving female poster. "Snotch" is a combination of the words snatch and notch. Hmm yea.

This girl is so fucking hot, she's rated Top Snotch.

by m00nc0re June 8, 2007

scotch

An archaic word occasionally mis-used to describe people, places and things from Scotland. This use of 'Scotch' is actively disliked by people from Scotland itself. Scottish or Scots should be used instead, with the exception of a few ingrained words or phrases, most notably in the case of certain food and drink items.

Acceptable: Scotch Broth, Scotch Beef, Scotch (Whisky.)

Not Acceptable: "Hey dude, are you Scotch!? We visited an awesome Scotch castle when we were on vacation!"

by Struan January 1, 2006