The equivalent of saying "No Homo" except used in cases you would normally be considered as simping. If you compliment a girl you have to say "No simp" afterwards or you are a simp. Usage of more than once a day makes the phrase invalid.
by PropheticLies May 6, 2020
Get the No Simp mug.A great show from the golden-age of cartoons (late 80's early 90's.) Grossout humor and a true pioneer. The got cancelled and then respawned on TNN, the new episodes are gay, literally, in one episode Ren and Stimpy have sex.
by Ma'am January 22, 2005
Get the ren and stimpy mug.The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.
Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
by DillDog693 January 19, 2020
Get the Simp sauce mug.When you're a girl simping over a boy who broke up with you because he lost feelings for you but all you wanted to do was spoil and love him but now you cant do that. You're probably crying over him at 3 in the morning and hugging his hoodie that still smells like him. You realize you're gonna be alone forever because all the dudes you ever liked never liked you back.
by wow_its_late April 29, 2020
Get the Simp Girl Hours mug.A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.
Correct usage:
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
by gerardington March 27, 2020
Get the Simp mug.An awesome cartoon from old school Nickelodeon. Paved the way for South Park and Spongebob. Revived by TNN/Spike as uncensored. The uncensored verion makes more blatant innuendos than the original, but has the same enjoyable adult humor.
Ren and Stimpy were always gay. Just because they didn't state it outright in the first version doesn't make it untrue. Watch a couple old episodes and you'll see.
by Dub P April 28, 2005
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