Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Splashing

When you ejaculate on a womans breasts and proceed to motorboat her.

Me and my girlfriend has been getting really into splashing latelty, i can really recommend it

by Lassolini Marini March 9, 2025

Slushing

1. To make or receive money in an absurd, purposeless, or ironically self-aware fashion.
2. To contribute to a meaningless numerical increase for the sake of comedy, nihilism, or internet performance art.

Origin: Popularized by the site growtheslush.com, where users donate money for no reason other than to watch a number go up.

“Elon just paid me $500 for tweeting nonsense. Absolute slushing.”

“Parlays didn't hit. I just got slushed.”

“Everytime someone Venmos me, it feels like a beautiful slush."

“Slush it. See what happens. It's only savings.”

by GhostOfAnEgo May 19, 2025

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

Chunky splashing

When one or more fat people go skinny dipping.

Matt and I went chunky splashing last night.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019