splong

an action word -- somewhere between splat and sprong.

Splong! Pow! Splat! Splong!

by splong March 10, 2003

splow

verb.

As in 'to splow' on somebody. Usually involves unleashing a magazine of stump sauce over an unsuspecting fitty.

Also noun.

Ammunition from the pump-action yoghurt rifle.

1. Just when she thought it was over, I extracted my lady impaler from her mapatasi and splowed on her mantlepiece.

2. Check the talent over there. She needs a good splowing on.

3. (Uttered at the point of no return) "SPLOWWWWWWWW"

4. The sight on my splow canon was out, and she ended up with splow in her eye.

by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004

Sploon

A spooning slut: someone who spoons with everyone.

Bob: Suzy spooned with Jack last night.

Eric: I heard she spooned with Nathan last week too.

Bob: I am not surprised. She's such a SPLOON.

by Clarexx June 30, 2014

sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009

spowned

the art of spot owning in the video game Skate.

i just spowned that n00b with a 8,000 point trick

by Alister Viginafoot April 4, 2008

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003