sploogerific

something that makes you want to cum your pants

Pam Anderson's boobs are sploogerific

by rubyconverse July 8, 2009

Splooge

That sound you hear when your successfully pleasuring a woman, having a sexual intercourse, or when your eating her out.

It is also that you had heard if you were ever blessed enough to witness two lesbian's 69'ing each other.

You can also hear this phenomenon sound when your mixing tuna with mayonnaise in a bowl.

Mary could feel her pussy drooling as Kate was using her talented mouth to nibble on her clitoris.

Kate, knowing that Mary was on the edge of a mind-vlowing orgasm, knew it was time to use her fingers to pump her slippery hole.

Soon Mary was causing Kate's pussy to make a splooge-like sound and she knew that she must bring Kate to her anticipated orgasm.

by ThatGuyWhoKnowsAlot March 5, 2013

splooge

it is literally sperm. nothing else. just cum.

i was fapping last night and i splooged all over my bed sheets

by massivesimpians October 24, 2017

Splooge

ejaculate fluid, jizz, cum

Sgt_slaughter21 splooged all over his keyboard.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

by Cory September 21, 2004

Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011