massivesimpians's definitions

splooge

it is literally sperm. nothing else. just cum.

i was fapping last night and i splooged all over my bed sheets

by massivesimpians October 24, 2017

simpians

a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.

“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”

by massivesimpians September 10, 2020

dat

Shorter version of that (cuz the internet is fucking lazy)

hey, can you pass me dat thing?

by massivesimpians March 9, 2017