Definitions by massivesimpians

simpians

a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.

“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”

simpians by massivesimpians September 10, 2020

splooge 

it is literally sperm. nothing else. just cum.

i was fapping last night and i splooged all over my bed sheets

splooge by massivesimpians October 24, 2017

dat

Shorter version of that (cuz the internet is fucking lazy)

hey, can you pass me dat thing?

dat by massivesimpians March 9, 2017