Spliff

A marajuana joint. This word is more used by British youth.

Morgan was lying on his bed, drinking beer and smoking a spliff, listening to the Clash.

by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019

Spload

n. The man's first ejaculation during a sexual encounter, especially when he's receiving a blowjob. Characterized as being more forceful, more plentiful more gooey than subsequent loads. Often reported by the receiver to be the sweetest load of the bunch, therefore, preferred to be taken orally.

"When my boyfriend got back from his business trip, I just had to go down on him. After 2 weeks away, I couldn't believe the size of his spload!"

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

splo

Illegally distilled corn whiskey.

Bobby hid the splo from the revenuers.

by Chuck_37 September 1, 2006

Spliff

A spliff is a large cylindrical or coned Marijuana cigarette, mostly smoked in Europe which comprises of both Mary jane and tobacco (Rolling or from a straight) rolled inside a Paper (Usually Rizla) with a roach inserted into the bottom end to prevent the weeds or tobacco from flying into your mouth and to provide strucure to the joint (or spliff) a Roach is a cardboard cylidrical tube usually made from cardboard.

To roll a joint one must prepare with the materials of in order of priority: Weed (preferable good shit) , Tobacco (Rolling or straight,I recommend Mayfair (straight) or Amber leaf (Rolling) both nice tobaccos, Papers you can use single papers if you know how to construct the paper but for ease of use i prefer using king sized papers (Kingskins) prefered colours Blue and Silver (Rizla) its okay to use others and finally the Roach which can be made from any sort of thin card but i recommend the "Green card" from the back of Rizla king sized papers.

Now you have everything for your joint you can now roll it into the fat cone it should be,just plate it all up with the weed and tobacco roll it up and smoke up! you should get real hiiigh!

George was sitting on the park bench next to his friend Tom who was wrapping a rather fat Spliff!

George and Tom smoked the spliff up and were high for hours off some chronic named "Northern lights".

by Ferociter December 7, 2010

sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

splock

another name for a spliff

we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car

by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007